Fun Quotes on Speaking

Because it’s fun to have a good quip or two when the time arises, here are a few comical quotes on public speaking I found from a few sources:

“Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.”
Dorothy Sarnoff
“Speak when you are angry—and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.”
Laurence J. Peter
“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
George Jessel
Above all found at The Grinning Planet
A few more…
“When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t speak for a year and a half” – Gracie Allen
“Before God, we are all equally wise – and equally foolish” – Albert Einstein
And let me end with:
Q: What would you call Sir Lancelot if he lost his voice?
A. Silent Night
Some people are considered fools.
Some people speak and remove all doubt.
take from AskMetaFilter
Hope you enjoyed this fun diversion! Happy Thursday.

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On February 16th, 2012, posted in: fun quotes, speaking by